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Rules: 

1. You must post the rules.

2. You must post five things about yourself in your journal.

3. You must answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and create five new questions for the people you tag to answer.

4. No tag backs

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Five things about me:

1. I play the bagpipes, but am crap at keeping up with practicing.

2. I have two bachelors degrees.

3. I am a working artist, and no, I do not plan to get a "real job."

4. I have a Giant African Land Snail named Bellatrix Lesnail.

5. I have type 1 diabetes, and I get very annoyed when people mix the types up, or when they try to tell me how to deal with the condition I have had for ten bloody years. It's NOT something I can cure with diet; my body murdered my goddamn pancreas.

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It's Answer Time!! 

1: How do you feel about profanity?

Used correctly it can be a delicious form of verbal punctuation. I am particularly fond of British cursing. I am, however, not okay with using profanity to make others feel like crap, and when employed in excess it makes a person sound as if they have a limited vocabulary.

2: What's the earliest age at which you think it's appropriate to lose one's virginity?  Give a number here. "Whatever's right for the individual," and anything similar is a non-answer.

    14, the age of consent in my fair country, Canada.

3: If you had the resources/funds to create and run your own charity, what would it do?

Buy huge tracts of land that humans haven't had the chance to buggr up yet and protect them.

4: What Harry Potter house are you?  If you don't know, go get sorted: www.personalitylab.org/tests/c…

Slytherin, baby! Home of the ever-sexy Severus Snape, as well as the voluminous brilliance of Bellatrix Lestrange's hair. In point of fact, I actually chose Slytherin when confronted with it ad Ravenclaw on Pottermore. I'd thought I was Ravenclaw for years, but what can I say, I heard the call of the snake. Which, if you are wondering, is a sort of vague rustling in the grass the suggests that "perhaps you'd like to come this way, but only if it's not too much bother, you ignorant dunderhead."

5: Your apocalypse party is comprised of the protagonist from the last TV show you watched, the antagonist from the last movie you watched, and the lead singer of the last song you listened to.  Who are they, and how long do you think you'll live?

Right, so I was listening to Cod Gone Wild in my car, so I guess I get a Newfoundlander with a guitar. I feel pretty good about my chances there. Then there's Jeff Winger from Community, who can play a mean game of paintball, so we're good there too. And, last but not least, I have Loki of Asgard. Hot damn. Yeah. We'll be surviving the whole thing. In fact, we'll probably save the world.

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Your Questions:

1: What is the worst haircut you've ever had?

2: What is your favourite ever Halloween (or fancy dress) costume?

3: Name the top three books you've read in the past year. Failing that, name the top three fanfictions. 

4: Can you lick your own nose?

5: What, exactly, is the function of a rubber duck? Explain in 22 words. 

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